I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OLD
Being an asshole, having a reason/ Planting a garden in the right season/
Puttin' food on the table/ Justifying my stealing of Cable/
Being Jerky to the young/ God I hope I never have fun/
Starting a feud with the people next door/ Man I'm a dick and i want more...
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OLD!
Being a fuckup, saying I'm not/ Wishing the world would go rot/
Breaking my back for cash everyday/ Man I want everyone away/
Gonna suck up social security/ I've been a dick since I hit 30
Gotta get ahead of everyone else/ Don't fucking ask for my help...
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OLD!
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