One for my Baby

I ride her hard but never too rough
She don’t complain, she can’t get enough
She’s got some scars that I inflicted
Our relationship’s not too restricted- YEAH!

Now this girl’s been around the block
That ain’t gonna make me stop
She’s kinda loose right around the muff
Don’t get me wrong, she is fucking tough!

BELIEVE ME MAN, IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
I LOVE HER, SHE’S MY BABY

She’s not too much too look at
She’s kinda short, pretty fat
We fell in love in a parking lot
When she moves, she shakes what she’s got

BELIEVE ME MAN, IT’S NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
REAL BEAUTY LIES BENEATH

I first saw her in a magazine
She’s 12 years old, but it doesn’t bother me
So what if she’s not so cherry?
She’s in good shape for coming so cheap

When I turn her on, she turns me on

She don’t drink booze, just gasoline
And I lube her up with STP

When I turn her on, she turns me on
When I turn her on she’ll go all night long- Yeah!

Reliable, she’ll never cheat
If she breaks down I’ll get her off her feet
Went all ‘round the country on the same tread
We piss out a hole we cut in the floor
She was the only woman I got on tour
Vanmandos is her name
I’ll never look at another the same

I never cared much about machines
But this one’s like a human being
Depend on her through thick and thin
I’ll ride with her to the end

SHE’S TOUGH AS NAILS, HARD TO BEAT
I LOVE HER, SHE’S MY BABY

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